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♡ellie / 22 / she/her / aries / true emo / i would honestly die for riko sakurauchi / sic transit gloria

daddyputin: Why r u a nazi

ur username is literally the name of a dictator who thinks it’s ok to murder gay ppl

ewonenaellav:

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Heys guys hows it going? Im the newest kid in town, a minecraft block. With a pussy

micspam:

fishingboatproceeds:

fuckthiswebsiteihateeveryone:

fishingboatproceeds:

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

john green u nasty and ugly as hell shut the fuck up

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW

10,000 notes, so I guess I should comment. 

On tumblr it’s really easy to make it look like people wrote things they did not write. (Needless to say, I did not write the above text.) 

I find false attribution annoying in general, but here’s what I find particularly offensive about this post.

I get that I’m not the sort of person who seems likely to register a public comment on the smell of balls, so I understand the joke in associating me with the above text. But there’s something else going on here: The author of this poorly written erotica is trying to shame me by saying that I like to give oral sex to people with penises. But that’s NOT SHAMEFUL–there’s nothing wrong with people who like to give oral sex to people with penises.

So I just want to say to anyone who saw this post and may have felt like their sexuality was being used as a way to humiliate me: I’m not humiliated, and you needn’t be either. The only person who should be embarrassed here is the author, who has a lot to learn about both how to insult someone.

John Green it’s okay to love dick

Pokemon generated by neural network

iguanamouth:

lewisandquark:

I’ve been playing around with char-rnn, an open-source torch add-on for character-based neural networks by Andrej Karpathy, using it to generate everything from cookbook recipes to superhero names to a Lovecraft/cookbook mashup.

I decided to train the neural network to randomly generate Pokemon names and abilities based on this list as a training set - and found that it was good at generating Pokemon. Annoyingly good at it - by the time it had gone through the training set 50 times, it was already fluently plagiarizing Pokemon word for word. I had to go back to my very first snapshot of the neural network (16 times through the training set), at which point it hadn’t yet learned the entire set of names and abilities, and was still coming up with hilarious new ones.

Some sample Pokemon:

Quincelax
Abilities: Sturdy, Secene Grace
Hidden ability: Tunged Leus

Tortabool
Ability: Healy Stream

Strangy
Abilities: Wharmwbra, Darp
Hidden ability: Magic Guard

Staroptor
Ability: Stench
Hidden Ability: Stick Hat

Stangute
Ability: Banger
Hidden Ability: Drang

Tyrnakine
Ability: Beak Eye

Minma
Abilities: Buttery armor, Shell Armor
Hidden ability: Weak armor

Ronch
Abilities: None

Mawuh
Ability: Rum Power

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really excited for my nsfw side blog from when i was 19 to be deleted

list of most powerful tweets

tinyfruitbat:

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and the #1:

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